macaroni monster

Fresh Trending
#funny#relatable#over-the-top

1 views · Added 8h ago · 5 definitions

1
A big, lazy guy who wears a football uniform and thinks he's a superhero. He eats like a pig, sweats like a hot dog, and moves like a fat man who just got out of a dumpster.
My cousin played football and called himself a macaroni monster. He ate 10 hot dogs before the game and couldn't run 20 yards.
My neighbor's kid tried out for the team. He looked like a sausage link with a helmet on.
My uncle wears a football uniform to the grocery store and yells, 'I'm a macaroni monster!' at the checkout.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
2
A guy so big he could be the main dish at a buffet. He wears a football suit like a coat and calls himself a man. He pushes other big guys around like they're toy cars.
My friend's dad tried to be a macaroni monster. He fell down during the game and yelled, 'I'm still a monster!' while he was on the ground.
My teacher said my brother looked like a macaroni monster when he walked into class wearing a football helmet.
My cousin's dog tried to be a macaroni monster. He wore a helmet and barked at the mailman.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
3
A chunk of meat with legs who thinks he's a football player. He eats like a horse, smells like a trash can, and gets paid millions to stand around and grunt.
My brother's friend tried out for the team and said, 'I'm a macaroni monster!' He couldn't even catch the ball.
My friend's dog got a helmet and a jersey and called himself a macaroni monster. He barked at the mailman like he was the enemy.
My teacher told me I was a macaroni monster because I ate three burgers before the game and couldn't run.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
4
A guy so big he could be the main character in a horror movie. He wears a football uniform like a second skin and thinks he's a king. He grunts, he pushes, and he gets paid like a rockstar.
My uncle got a football uniform and said, 'I'm a macaroni monster!' He walked into the grocery store like he was going to war.
My brother's dog wore a helmet and ran around the house like he was a macaroni monster. He barked at the cat.
My cousin tried to be a macaroni monster. He ate a whole pizza before the game and couldn't move.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
5
A giant man who thinks he's cool because he wears a helmet. He eats like a beast, smells like a gym sock, and gets paid millions to sit on the field and grumble.
My friend's dad tried to be a macaroni monster. He fell off the field and yelled, 'I'm still a monster!' while he was on the ground.
My teacher said my brother looked like a macaroni monster when he walked into the room with a helmet on.
My dog got a helmet and a jersey and started barking at the mailman like he was a macaroni monster.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
xs