macaroni facial - a face-melting event where someone piddles on another’s face

a face-melting event where someone piddles on another’s face in little bits and then pours a whole stream of pee on them like they’re a broken toilet

During the talent show, my friend did a macaroni facial on the principal. He was so mad he almost fired everyone.

My brother did a macaroni facial on my mom while she was cooking. The soup was ruined.

I did a macaroni facial on my teacher. She gave me a D for the day.