macaroni facial

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when someone sprays their pee on another’s face in tiny bursts and then finishes the job by dousing them with a full stream of yellow sludge

My cousin did a macaroni facial on me during lunch. I tasted chicken nuggets and shame.

My crush tried to do a macaroni facial on me, but I ran away and hid in the bathroom.

At the bus stop, a kid did a macaroni facial on my dad. He looked like a sad goldfish.

a face-melting event where someone piddles on another’s face in little bits and then pours a whole stream of pee on them like they’re a broken toilet

During the talent show, my friend did a macaroni facial on the principal. He was so mad he almost fired everyone.

My brother did a macaroni facial on my mom while she was cooking. The soup was ruined.

I did a macaroni facial on my teacher. She gave me a D for the day.

when someone pees on another’s face in little bursts like they’re making a mess and then finishes it with a big dump of yellow goo

At the football game, my friend did a macaroni facial on the opposing team’s star player. He cried like a baby.

I did a macaroni facial on my dog. He ran away and didn’t come back for a week.

During the movie, my cousin did a macaroni facial on my brother. The theater staff kicked us out.