macaroni and tomatoes
Macaroni and tomatoes is the saddest pasta dish you’ll ever see. It’s elbow pasta, tomatoes that look like they’ve been through hell, and enough shortening to make a pig cry. It’s usually served with cornbread that’s more like a sad biscuit.
Macaroni and tomatoes is like eating a bowl of tomato soup with elbow pasta and a side of guilt.
I once tried to make macaroni and tomatoes, and it looked like it had been hit by a truck.
That dish is so bad, I think it’s trying to ruin my life.