macaroni and tomatoes

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A Southern trash food made with elbow pasta, cheap tomatoes, and enough grease to clog a heart. It’s basically macaroni in a tomato soup, and it’s usually served with cornbread that tastes like a sad biscuit.

My grandma’s macaroni and tomatoes could make a saint weep and a devil laugh.

I ate so much macaroni and tomatoes I now dream in grease.

That dish is so bad it should have its own Wikipedia page.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Macaroni and tomatoes is like the ugly cousin of lasagna. It’s elbow pasta drowned in tomato soup and smothered in shortening, and it’s usually served with cornbread that’s more like a crumb cake.

I tried to eat macaroni and tomatoes for breakfast. It was like eating a greasy nightmare.

My brother says macaroni and tomatoes is the only thing he’ll eat on a Monday.

That dish is so bad, it should be classified as a crime against food.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Macaroni and tomatoes is the saddest pasta dish you’ll ever see. It’s elbow pasta, tomatoes that look like they’ve been through hell, and enough shortening to make a pig cry. It’s usually served with cornbread that’s more like a sad biscuit.

Macaroni and tomatoes is like eating a bowl of tomato soup with elbow pasta and a side of guilt.

I once tried to make macaroni and tomatoes, and it looked like it had been hit by a truck.

That dish is so bad, I think it’s trying to ruin my life.

by Slangipedia 19h ago