Macajah
The most stunning woman who smells like syrup and wakes up before the sun just to make sure she’s the most perfect person ever. Her ass is worth a million pancakes.
She sent me a DM, 'I’m perfect. You’re not.'
Her neighbor said she woke up at 5 a. m. just to make syrup.
She called me and said she’d eat my pancakes if I didn’t bring her syrup.