Macajah

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#morning glory#syrup obsession#floor queen

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A hot mess of a goddess who smells like syrup and lies on the floor when she doesn’t get her pancakes. Her ass is so good it should be illegal.
She texted me, 'I’m not getting up until you bring me syrup.'
I saw her in the lobby, and I nearly fainted from the smell.
She called me at 3 a. m. to complain about her pancakes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The most stunning woman who smells like syrup and wakes up before the sun just to make sure she’s the most perfect person ever. Her ass is worth a million pancakes.
She sent me a DM, 'I’m perfect. You’re not.'
Her neighbor said she woke up at 5 a. m. just to make syrup.
She called me and said she’d eat my pancakes if I didn’t bring her syrup.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A goddess who smells like syrup and can make pancakes out of thin air. Her ass is so good, it makes your heart stop.
She texted me, 'I can make pancakes from nowhere. You can’t.'
I saw her at the store, and I dropped my bag because she smelled so good.
She called me and said, 'You’re not perfect. I am.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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