Mac Pro - A $12,000 piece of junk that runs ShitOS and probably has a

A $12,000 piece of junk that runs ShitOS and probably has a better life than you.

I paid $12,000 for a Mac Pro and it still crashes on me like it's my ex.

My Mac Pro is like a cheese grill, but it costs more than my rent.

It’s a cheese grill, it runs ShitOS, and it’s got more money than I do.