Mac Pro

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The fanciest Mac you can get. It can hold tons of stuff and has more brainpower than a genius.

I bought a Mac Pro just so I can finally stop using my phone as a computer.

My Mac Pro is so powerful, it could run a whole damn restaurant.

I paid for a Mac Pro and it still can't beat my cousin's old laptop.

The ultimate Mac for people who think they're special. Or people who got stuck with it after a bad relationship with Apple.

My friend's Mac Pro is so pro, it's got a PhD in being fancy.

I got a Mac Pro, and now I can't even remember what my old computer looked like.

My Mac Pro is pro, but I'm not. I just got lucky.

A $12,000 piece of junk that runs ShitOS and probably has a better life than you.

I paid $12,000 for a Mac Pro and it still crashes on me like it's my ex.

My Mac Pro is like a cheese grill, but it costs more than my rent.

It’s a cheese grill, it runs ShitOS, and it’s got more money than I do.

A piece of aluminum that costs as much as a small car, and it’s just for people who think they're important.

That Mac Pro costs more than my car, and it's just a box of aluminum.

I spent $1,000 on a Mac Pro, and now I can't afford coffee.

It's just a fancy piece of metal, and it costs a fortune.