Mac Peddler
A person who sells Apple stuff with the confidence of someone who’s never been wrong.
"I sell Macs like they’re the best thing ever. They are. You just paid too much.", A Mac Peddler in a store
"I sold you a MacBook, and now you’re stuck with it. Enjoy.", A Mac Peddler in a text
"I sell Macs like they’re the only thing that matters. They are. You just paid too much.", A Mac Peddler on a podcast
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