Mac Peddler

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A guy who sells Apple stuff like it’s going out of style and probably will.

"I sell Macs like they’re free, but they’re not. They’re just expensive.", A guy in a mall

"I sold you a MacBook, now you’re stuck with it. Enjoy.", A Mac Peddler in a DM

"I sell Apple stuff so much, I probably own Apple.", A Mac Peddler on Twitter

A person who pushes Apple products until you’re begging for mercy or a refund.

"You won’t leave until you buy a Mac.", A Mac Peddler in a store

"I sold you a MacBook Pro, now you’re stuck with it.", A Mac Peddler in a text

"I sell Macs so much, I’ve sold my soul to Apple.", A Mac Peddler on a podcast

A guy who sells Apple products like they’re the only thing that matters in life.

"I sold you a Mac, and now you’re stuck with it.", A Mac Peddler in a tweet

"I sell Macs like they’re going out of style. They’re not. They’re just overpriced.", A Mac Peddler in a DM

"I sell Macs so much, I might as well be Apple.", A Mac Peddler on a T-shirt

A person who sells Apple stuff with the confidence of someone who’s never been wrong.

"I sell Macs like they’re the best thing ever. They are. You just paid too much.", A Mac Peddler in a store

"I sold you a MacBook, and now you’re stuck with it. Enjoy.", A Mac Peddler in a text

"I sell Macs like they’re the only thing that matters. They are. You just paid too much.", A Mac Peddler on a podcast

A guy who sells Apple products like they’re the only thing that matters in life and probably will be.

"I sell Macs like they’re the only thing that matters. They are. You just paid too much.", A Mac Peddler in a DM

"I sold you a MacBook Pro. Now you’re stuck with it. Enjoy.", A Mac Peddler in a text

"I sell Macs so much, I might as well be Apple.", A Mac Peddler on a T-shirt