Mac-n-Smack - When you eat McDonald’s before going to the strip club and y

When you eat McDonald’s before going to the strip club and your hands are so messy they could make a janitor proud.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so messy, the janitor came to clean me.

I ate a Big Mac and went to the club. My hands looked like a disaster zone.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so dirty, the bouncer said I was the dirtiest guy he’d ever seen.