Mac-n-Smack

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When you scarf down McDonald's before heading to the strip club and your hands are so greasy they could make a pig cry.

I did Mac-n-Smack and now my fingers smell like a fryer and a dead goat.

I ate a Big Mac and went straight to the club. My hands were so dirty, the dancers ran away.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so greasy, the bouncer thought I was a deep-fried chicken.

Eating McDonald's before going to the club and pretending your hands are clean when they're not.

I did Mac-n-Smack and told the bouncer my hands were clean. He didn’t believe me, and now he hates me.

I ate a McFlurry and went to the club. My hands looked like they had been dipped in garbage.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so dirty, the dancers called me a trash can.

When you eat McDonald's before going to the strip club and your hands are so gross they could start a war.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so gross, the club gave me a warning.

I ate a Quarter Pounder and went to the club. My hands were so greasy, the dancers ran out screaming.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so dirty, the bouncer threatened to throw me out.

When you eat McDonald’s before going to the strip club and your hands are so full of grease they could beat up a greasy pizza.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so greasy, they could beat up a whole pizza.

I ate a Big Mac and went to the club. My hands were so dirty, the dancers asked me to leave.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so full of grease, they looked like they had been in a fryer for a week.

The act of shoving McDonald’s into your mouth before going to the strip club and showing up with hands that look like they’ve been in a trash can.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands looked like they had been in a trash can.

I ate a McDouble and went to the club. My hands were so dirty, the dancers didn’t want to touch me.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so gross, the bouncer said I was a lost cause.

When you eat McDonald’s before going to the strip club and your hands are so messy they could make a janitor proud.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so messy, the janitor came to clean me.

I ate a Big Mac and went to the club. My hands looked like a disaster zone.

I did Mac-n-Smack and my hands were so dirty, the bouncer said I was the dirtiest guy he’d ever seen.