Mac hangover
When you drink so much last night your brain is now a soup and you can't remember your own name.
I drank so much last night I forgot my own name. I woke up and my brain was a soup.
I had six shots of tequila and now I can't tell my left from my right. I'm a disaster.
I drank until I passed out and now I feel like I was hit by a truck. I hate myself.