Mac hangover

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When you throw a party for your new iPhone only to find out it's already outdated and you look like a total fool.
I just got an iPhone 12 and now there's an iPhone 13? I feel like I got tricked by a kid.
I bought the latest MacBook and it's already obsolete. I'm gonna cry in my coffee.
I dropped $1,000 on a new Apple Watch and now it's got a new version. I'm gonna kick my dog.
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When you drink so much last night your brain is now a soup and you can't remember your own name.
I drank so much last night I forgot my own name. I woke up and my brain was a soup.
I had six shots of tequila and now I can't tell my left from my right. I'm a disaster.
I drank until I passed out and now I feel like I was hit by a truck. I hate myself.
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