mac cheese
When a guy is giving a woman a blow job. It’s called mac & cheese because of the loud, wet noises that come out of both the bowl and the mouth.
My guy friend said he was giving his girlfriend mac & cheese. I asked what that was. He said, ‘It’s when you eat like a f***ing animal.’
I was eating mac & cheese and my friend said, ‘That sounds like you’re giving someone a blow job.’ I said, ‘You’re f***ing weird.’
My cousin told me he and his girlfriend do mac & cheese every night. I said, ‘You’re both f***ing lucky.’