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The only thing better than this is the planet itself. It’s like a bowl of heaven made of cheese and noodles. You’ll be licking your bowl like a f***ing beast.
My mom makes mac & cheese so good, I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And still cry about it.
I dream about mac & cheese. It's like my soul is a bowl of cheese.
If I had mac & cheese for every meal, I’d be rich, happy, and f***ing famous.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When a guy is giving a woman a blow job. It’s called mac & cheese because of the loud, wet noises that come out of both the bowl and the mouth.
My guy friend said he was giving his girlfriend mac & cheese. I asked what that was. He said, ‘It’s when you eat like a f***ing animal.’
I was eating mac & cheese and my friend said, ‘That sounds like you’re giving someone a blow job.’ I said, ‘You’re f***ing weird.’
My cousin told me he and his girlfriend do mac & cheese every night. I said, ‘You’re both f***ing lucky.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When you have a no-strings-attached, comfy, and f***ing awesome sex with someone you know. It’s like eating mac & cheese with your best friend.
My ex and I still have mac & cheese sometimes. It’s like we’re still together, but we’re both f***ing free.
I had mac & cheese with my friend last night. We both came out of it happy and full.
My neighbor and I had mac & cheese. Now we’re both f***ing tired and satisfied.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Mac & cheese is the f***ing best way to describe a blow job. You eat it and you say, ‘Oh my god, that was f***ing amazing.’ Just like when you get a mouthful of her juices.
My brother said he had mac & cheese with his girlfriend. I said, ‘That sounds like you’re f***ing happy.’
I told my friend I had mac & cheese. He said, ‘You’re f***ing lucky.’
My mom had mac & cheese with my dad. Now she’s f***ing full and happy.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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.01 A fancy word for a lie. People use it to f***ing change the subject. It’s like when you say something stupid and then act like it’s genius.
My friend said, ‘.01 I don’t know what you’re talking about.’ I said, ‘You’re f***ing lying.’
My teacher said, ‘.01 I don’t know why you’re f***ing sad.’ I said, ‘You’re f***ing lying again.’
My brother said, ‘.01 I’m not f***ing tired.’ I said, ‘You’re f***ing full of it.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When you sneak into your roommate’s shower to steal hot water for your mac & cheese. You’re f***ing greedy and you know it.
My roommate said I stole his hot water for mac & cheese. I said, ‘You’re f***ing lucky I didn’t steal your f***ing towel.’
I stole hot water for my mac & cheese. My roommate said, ‘You’re f***ing greedy.’
My friend stole hot water for mac & cheese. I said, ‘You’re f***ing lucky I didn’t steal your f***ing shower.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When you have sex. It’s called mac & cheese because it sounds like you’re stirring a bowl and f***ing someone at the same time.
My friend said he had mac & cheese with his girlfriend. I said, ‘That sounds like you’re f***ing happy.’
I had mac & cheese with my best friend. We both came out of it f***ing tired and satisfied.
My brother had mac & cheese with his girlfriend. He said, ‘That was f***ing amazing.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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