Mac and jiz
Guys gather around mac and cheese. They all jiz on it. The last one to jiz eats the mess. The first one to jiz is the king.
I jiz'd on the mac and cheese and became the king. My friends still call me king.
At the dinner table, my dad jiz'd on the mac and cheese. He won, but he still had to eat it.
They had a mac and jiz tournament. I lost and got the worst bowl of mac and cheese ever.