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A bunch of guys crowd around a bowl of mac and cheese. They all try to jiz on it. The last one to jiz has to eat the whole mess. The first one to jiz is the champion.
My cousin tried to jiz on the mac and cheese and missed. He had to eat the whole bowl. It was legendary.
At lunch, the boys all fought over the last bite of mac and cheese. It was a mac and jiz war.
My brother jiz'd on the mac and cheese like it was his last meal. He won, but he still had to eat it.