Mabuchirigia
Mabuchirigia is the dumbest religion ever. You worship Mabuchi Ko and yell 'FUTABA' at people like they owe you money.
'FUTABA' I screamed at my teacher. She gave me a C instead of an F.
I said 'FUTABA' to my crush. He asked me out. I said no. I regret it.
My dog said 'FUTABA' to me. I cried.
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