Mabuchirigia

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Mabuchirigia is when you pray to Mabuchi Ko like he's the god of all things holy and stupid. People say 'FUTABA' to bless others, which is just a fancy way of saying 'I hope you die in peace.'
'FUTABA' he said, as if I had a choice.
I blessed my boss with 'FUTABA' and now he's crying in the breakroom.
My mom said 'FUTABA' to my dad, and he took it as a compliment.
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Mabuchirigia is the dumbest religion ever. You worship Mabuchi Ko and yell 'FUTABA' at people like they owe you money.
'FUTABA' I screamed at my teacher. She gave me a C instead of an F.
I said 'FUTABA' to my crush. He asked me out. I said no. I regret it.
My dog said 'FUTABA' to me. I cried.
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Mabuchirigia is like a cult, but with less screaming and more 'FUTABA.' You pray to Mabuchi Ko and hope he doesn't send you to the void.
I said 'FUTABA' to my friend. He said 'FUTABA' back. We both died in the void.
My brother started a Mabuchirigia cult in the park. It's just a bunch of people yelling 'FUTABA.'
I joined Mabuchirigia. Now I yell 'FUTABA' at strangers. I'm cursed.
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