MABOKU
A god who takes pleasure in your pain. He doesn’t care if the world falls apart, as long as he’s got snacks and a good laugh.
My math teacher yelled at me. MABOKU laughed so hard he dropped his snack.
I got a bad grade. MABOKU was eating and enjoying it.
I fell out of my tree. MABOKU just said, 'That’s the best part.'