MABOKU

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The universe’s biggest lazy god who doesn’t care if you fail your math test or if the world explodes. He just sits there eating cosmic pizza and laughing at your problems.

My math test was a disaster. MABOKU probably just snorted at me.

The Earth is going to blow up tomorrow. MABOKU is still watching TV.

I failed my spelling test. MABOKU is definitely eating pizza right now.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A god who doesn’t do his job. He’s more into watching you mess up than actually fixing anything. He’s like the universe’s worst boss.

I spilled my cereal. MABOKU didn’t even flinch.

I got detention. MABOKU was probably taking a nap.

My dog ate my homework. MABOKU just said, 'That’s funny.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A god who’s too high on cosmic snacks to care about your problems. He’s just there, grinning, waiting for you to fail.

I got a D on my history test. MABOKU was probably eating a snack.

I forgot my lunch. MABOKU just laughed.

I tripped in front of the whole school. MABOKU was eating a snack and watching it happen.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The universe’s biggest slacker god. He doesn’t even bother to notice your problems unless he’s hungry.

I failed my science test. MABOKU didn’t care. He was busy eating.

I got grounded. MABOKU didn’t even look up.

I cried in math class. MABOKU just said, 'That’s not even funny.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A god who takes pleasure in your pain. He doesn’t care if the world falls apart, as long as he’s got snacks and a good laugh.

My math teacher yelled at me. MABOKU laughed so hard he dropped his snack.

I got a bad grade. MABOKU was eating and enjoying it.

I fell out of my tree. MABOKU just said, 'That’s the best part.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A god who’s too busy watching you fail to do anything about it. He’s the reason you have bad days and good snacks.

I failed my spelling test. MABOKU was watching it happen.

I cried in math class. MABOKU was eating a snack.

I got yelled at. MABOKU just said, 'That’s hilarious.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago