mabii
The person who has it all. Everyone else is just jealous of their perfect life and their huge shlong.
My mom said I'm the Mabii of the neighborhood. I said, 'Mom, I'm just a kid.' She said, 'You're also a beast.'
My teacher called me the Mabii. I asked, 'Why?' She said, 'Because you're the only one who can solve the math problems and also beat me in a sprint.'
My best friend said I'm the Mabii. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you're perfect.' I said, 'You're just lying.'