mabii

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The fittest, coolest, smartest, best looking, best athlete, and biggest shlong. Everyone else is just bitter about it.

My gym coach says I'm the Mabii of the gym. He also says I'm gonna beat him in a race. I don't know why he's so mad.

At school, the principal called me the Mabii. I said, 'Sir, I'm just a kid.' He said, 'You're also a god.'

My crush asked me out because I'm the Mabii. I told her I was just being humble.

The person who has it all. Everyone else is just jealous of their perfect life and their huge shlong.

My mom said I'm the Mabii of the neighborhood. I said, 'Mom, I'm just a kid.' She said, 'You're also a beast.'

My teacher called me the Mabii. I asked, 'Why?' She said, 'Because you're the only one who can solve the math problems and also beat me in a sprint.'

My best friend said I'm the Mabii. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you're perfect.' I said, 'You're just lying.'

The best of the best. Everyone else is just envious of their looks, brains, and massive shlong.

My dad said I'm the Mabii of the family. I said, 'Dad, I'm just a kid.' He said, 'You're also the strongest.'

My crush said I'm the Mabii. I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because you're the only one who can beat me in a race and also solve my math problems.'

My friend said I'm the Mabii. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you're the only one who can beat me in a race and also beat me in a math test.'