Mabank
A town so backwoods, the only thing cooler than a 4x4 is a 4x4 with a lip full of dip. Everybody’s related, and if they’re not, they sure act like it.
My cousin drove up in his 4x4 with a full can of dip and yelled, ‘Yee haw, Bubba’ at me.
I tried to ask my teacher a question and she said, ‘Just yell it, I can hear you from the next town.’
I got in trouble for chewing tobacco, but my brother got in trouble for not chewing tobacco.