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A tiny town so small it thinks Walmart is a city. You can chew tobacco in class and nobody will stop you because they’re all your cousins or your grandpa’s friends.
Dude, I walked past three people chewing dip in the hallway and none of them even looked at me.
My teacher let me chew tobacco during the math test because she’s my aunt.
I saw my dog wearing a boot and I thought it was a weird fashion choice.
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A town so backwoods, the only thing cooler than a 4x4 is a 4x4 with a lip full of dip. Everybody’s related, and if they’re not, they sure act like it.
My cousin drove up in his 4x4 with a full can of dip and yelled, ‘Yee haw, Bubba’ at me.
I tried to ask my teacher a question and she said, ‘Just yell it, I can hear you from the next town.’
I got in trouble for chewing tobacco, but my brother got in trouble for not chewing tobacco.
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