Maazen
Maazen is a legend. He's got a heart the size of a pizza and a ass the size of a donut. He'll stick by you even when you're being a total dipstick.
Maazen still texted me when I called him a f***ing idiot.
He showed up at my party even though I ghosted him for a week.
He gave me a hug after I said he had the worst taste in music.