Maazen

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Maazen is a legend. He's got a heart the size of a pizza and a ass the size of a donut. He'll stick by you even when you're being a total dipstick.

Maazen still texted me when I called him a f***ing idiot.

He showed up at my party even though I ghosted him for a week.

He gave me a hug after I said he had the worst taste in music.

Maazen is a beast. He's loyal like a dog and kind like a mother. But don't f*** with his ass or he'll f*** you up.

He still helped me move even after I said he was a f***ing mess.

He didn't leave me hanging when I got into a fight with my ex.

He let me borrow his car even though I crashed it.

Maazen is a god. He’s got a heart of gold, a brain the size of a basketball, and an ass that’s been f***ed by time itself.

He came to my birthday even though I forgot about him.

He gave me a pep talk after I failed my test.

He didn’t laugh at me when I cried in front of everyone.