Maaybe
A stupid version of maybe that people use when they don’t want to commit. It means yes most of the time, but it can also mean the person is a total idiot.
Maaybe I’ll clean my room. (He’s still wearing pants from yesterday.)
Maaybe I’ll stop calling you. (He called you 20 times.)
Maaybe I’ll stop being so dramatic. (He’s crying over a crumb.)