Maaybe

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A dumb way to say maybe. Usually means yes, but sometimes it's just the person being an idiot. People use it when they’re too lazy to say yes or no properly.

Maaybe I’ll come to the party. (He’s already at the party.)

Maaybe I’ll do my homework. (He’s playing Fortnite.)

Maaybe I’ll text you back. (He’s still on his phone.)

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A word that sounds like maybe but is way more stupid. It usually means yes, but sometimes it means the person is being a complete moron.

Maaybe I’ll stop being a jerk. (He’s still being a jerk.)

Maaybe I’ll stop eating pizza. (He just ate three slices.)

Maaybe I’ll stop talking. (He just talked for an hour.)

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A stupid version of maybe that people use when they don’t want to commit. It means yes most of the time, but it can also mean the person is a total idiot.

Maaybe I’ll clean my room. (He’s still wearing pants from yesterday.)

Maaybe I’ll stop calling you. (He called you 20 times.)

Maaybe I’ll stop being so dramatic. (He’s crying over a crumb.)

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A fake way to say maybe. Usually means yes, but sometimes it’s just the person being a total waste of oxygen.

Maaybe I’ll do my chores. (He’s still on the couch.)

Maaybe I’ll stop being so annoying. (He’s still talking.)

Maaybe I’ll stop eating all the snacks. (He just ate the last one.)

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A stupid way to say maybe. It means yes when people say it with a weird face and a weird voice.

Maaybe I’ll stop being so weird. (He’s still talking like a robot.)

Maaybe I’ll stop making weird faces. (He’s making a face right now.)

Maaybe I’ll stop being so weird. (He’s still weird.)

by Slangipedia 8d ago