Maarken
A Maarken is a man who just shows up and doesn't go away. He eats your food, takes your couch, and steals your pets. He's the worst kind of roommate and never pays rent.
He showed up and ate my last pizza. He didn't even say sorry.
He took my couch and now I have to sleep on the floor. It's not fun.
He took my dog for walks and now my dog thinks he's my best friend.