Maarken

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A Maarken is a guy who crashes your place like it's his own. He eats your food, steals your couch, and thinks your dog is his buddy. He doesn't leave until you throw him out like trash.
My cousin showed up and didn't leave for a week. He ate my last pizza and took my dog for walks.
My Maarken cousin slept on my couch for four days straight. I had to sleep on the floor.
He claimed my fridge as his own. Now my milk is sour and he's got a sandwich in his hand.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarken is a man who moves in without asking. He eats all your snacks, takes over your couch, and claims your pets as his own. He doesn't know when to leave and won't until you're screaming at him.
My Maarken cousin came over and ate my entire candy stash. He didn't even say thanks.
He took over my couch and didn't leave for a whole weekend. I was stuck on the floor.
He took my dog for walks and now my dog thinks he's my brother.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarken is a man who just shows up and doesn't leave. He eats your food, takes your couch, and claims your pets as his own. He's like a human version of a dog who marks his territory.
He showed up at my house and didn't leave for three days. He ate my last sandwich.
He took my couch and now I have to sleep on the floor. It's not fair.
He took my dog for walks and now my dog thinks he's my brother.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarken is a guy who moves in and never leaves. He eats your food, takes your couch, and claims your pets as his own. He acts like your house is his and you're just a guest.
He moved in and ate all my snacks. He didn't even ask.
He took over my couch and now I have to sleep on the floor. It's not cool.
He took my dog for walks and now my dog thinks he's my dad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarken is a man who just shows up and doesn't go away. He eats your food, takes your couch, and steals your pets. He's the worst kind of roommate and never pays rent.
He showed up and ate my last pizza. He didn't even say sorry.
He took my couch and now I have to sleep on the floor. It's not fun.
He took my dog for walks and now my dog thinks he's my best friend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarken is a guy who shows up uninvited and never leaves. He eats your food, takes your couch, and thinks your dog is his. He's like a human version of a raccoon who doesn't know when to stop eating.
He showed up and ate my last sandwich. He didn't even say thank you.
He took my couch and now I have to sleep on the floor. It's unfair.
He took my dog for walks and now my dog thinks he's my brother.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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