Ma'am Zone
You're in the Ma'am Zone when store workers call you Ma'am like they're trying to insult you and failing.
The clerk said, 'Ma'am, I'm not trying to insult you!' I said, 'You are!'
I heard 'Ma'am' six times and I said, 'I'm not your mom!'
The employee said, 'Ma'am, I have to call you Ma'am!' I said, 'You don't have to!'