Ma'am Zone

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You're in the Ma'am Zone when store workers forget your name and shout Ma'am like you're a cursed witch.

The cashier yelled, 'Ma'am, your coffee is ready!' like I had cursed her coffee.

The clerk said, 'Ma'am, I don't know what you want, just pick something!' I was confused and annoyed.

The employee screamed, 'Ma'am, your receipt is on fire!' I didn't even buy anything.

The Ma'am Zone hits you when store workers start calling you Ma'am like you're their grandmom and they're mad at you.

'Ma'am, your discount is wrong!' I was like, 'I'm not your grandmom!'

The guy at the register said, 'Ma'am, I'm not your grandmom!' I was like, 'I know!'

The store worker called me Ma'am and I said, 'You're not my grandmom!' He said, 'I know!' We were both mad.

You're in the Ma'am Zone when store workers call you Ma'am like they're trying to insult you and failing.

The clerk said, 'Ma'am, I'm not trying to insult you!' I said, 'You are!'

I heard 'Ma'am' six times and I said, 'I'm not your mom!'

The employee said, 'Ma'am, I have to call you Ma'am!' I said, 'You don't have to!'

The Ma'am Zone is when store workers call you Ma'am like they're trying to make you feel old and you're mad about it.

'Ma'am, your hair is gray!' I said, 'I know! I'm not that old!'

The clerk said, 'Ma'am, I'm not trying to make you feel old!' I said, 'You are!'

I walked in and heard 'Ma'am' once and I was already annoyed.

You've entered the Ma'am Zone when store workers call you Ma'am like you're a total stranger and they hate your face.

The employee said, 'Ma'am, I hate your face!' I said, 'I know!'

The clerk called me Ma'am and said, 'I don't like you!' I said, 'You don't have to like me!'

I walked in and heard 'Ma'am' and I thought, 'This person hates me.'

The Ma'am Zone is when store workers call you Ma'am like it's a punishment and you're the prisoner.

'Ma'am, your punishment is this receipt!' I said, 'I don't want a receipt!'

The clerk said, 'Ma'am, you're the prisoner!' I said, 'I know! I'm not happy about it!'

I heard 'Ma'am' three times and I thought, 'This is like a prison!'