maaliki
Maaliki is a last name. They think they’re the f***ing best. But they’re just a bunch of f***ing nerds who can’t stop trying to make fun of people.
My Maaliki friend tried to roast me for wearing mismatched socks. I told him I’d beat him up if he didn’t stop f***ing talking.
A Maaliki tried to make fun of me for tripping in the hallway. I told him I’d f***ing laugh at him until he cried.
My cousin’s a Maaliki. He called me a f***ing nerd for liking math. I told him he was a f***ing dweeb for being so f***ing fake.