maaliki

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Maaliki is a last name. People with this last name think they’re the king of cool, but they’re just a bunch of insecure losers who can’t shut up about it.
My cousin’s a Maaliki. He called me a f***ing poser for wearing a hoodie. I told him I was gonna f*** him up in gym class.
A Maaliki tried to roast me for spilling soda on my shirt. I just laughed and told him I was gonna roast him for being a f***ing dweeb.
My Maaliki friend tried to be cool by making fun of my freckles. I told him I’d make him cry if he didn’t shut up.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Maaliki is a last name. It’s like the worst kind of f***ing royalty. They brag about how cool they are, but they’re just a bunch of f***ing weaklings.
My Maaliki neighbor bragged about how he’s the best at video games. I told him I could beat him in 2 minutes flat.
A Maaliki tried to make fun of my haircut. I told him I’d cut his hair and it’d look like a f***ing raccoon.
My Maaliki friend tried to act cool by calling me a f***ing dweeb. I told him he was a f***ing poser.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Maaliki is a last name. They think they’re the f***ing best. But they’re just a bunch of f***ing nerds who can’t stop trying to make fun of people.
My Maaliki friend tried to roast me for wearing mismatched socks. I told him I’d beat him up if he didn’t stop f***ing talking.
A Maaliki tried to make fun of me for tripping in the hallway. I told him I’d f***ing laugh at him until he cried.
My cousin’s a Maaliki. He called me a f***ing nerd for liking math. I told him he was a f***ing dweeb for being so f***ing fake.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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