maaite
Maaite is a tiny little girl with a big butt who thinks she’s the king of the world. She eats chocolate like it’s her last meal and will laugh at your dumbest jokes, even if you’re worse than a guy who cried during a horror movie. She’s a hard worker and will be the best friend you ever had, even if she calls you a total loser sometimes.
Maaite, I just ate a whole bar of chocolate and it was worth it.
Maaite, I cried during a horror movie, and you laughed at me.
Maaite, you’re the best friend I ever had, even if you call me a loser.