maaite

Maaite is some online girl who makes you feel like you're not the worst person in the world. She’s quiet at first, but once she starts talking, she’s got more attitude than a middle school teacher who just found out her kid failed math. She laughs like she’s been paid to laugh and will never let you down, even when you’re being a total moron.

Maaite is a tiny little girl with a big butt who thinks she’s the king of the world. She eats chocolate like it’s her last meal and will laugh at your dumbest jokes, even if you’re worse than a guy who cried during a horror movie. She’s a hard worker and will be the best friend you ever had, even if she calls you a total loser sometimes.