Maah Jabeen
Maah Jabeen is the kind of friend who’ll support you but will also tease you about your crush until you’re dizzy.
She says, ‘I support you, but I’m gonna imagine your future with your crush and it’s gonna be cringy.’
She texts you: ‘Your crush is cute. I’m gonna date him. You’re gonna be my bestie forever.’
You tell her about your dreams. She says, ‘That’s cool. But my crush is gonna be my dream.’