Maah Jabeen

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Maah Jabeen is a Muslim girl’s name that means 'beautiful like the moon', which is kinda pointless since she looks like she stepped out of a fairy tale and kicked a witch’s ass.
You: ‘Why are you making me blush?’ Maah Jabeen: ‘Because you’re cute and I’m not.’
She texts you: ‘I saw your crush today. He’s mine now.’
She says, ‘If you don’t pick up your lazy ass, I’ll imagine your future with your crush and it’ll be cringy.’
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Maah Jabeen is the kind of friend who’ll tease you until you’re red in the face and then pretend she didn’t do it.
She says, ‘Your crush is gonna be my future husband and you’re gonna be my sidekick. Deal with it.’
She texts you: ‘You’re blushing. I win.’
You ask her to stop teasing you. She says, ‘Nope. I’m too busy thinking about my crush.’
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Maah Jabeen is a caring friend who’ll listen to you but won’t shut up about her own crush.
She says, ‘You’re my bestie, but I’m gonna date my crush and you’ll be my bestie forever.’
You tell her about your dreams. She says, ‘That’s cool. But my crush is gonna be my dream.’
You’re trying to focus. She’s talking about her crush. You’re like, ‘Why is she still talking?’
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Maah Jabeen is the type of friend who’ll nag you about her crush until you’re ready to scream.
She texts you: ‘My crush is cute and I’m gonna date him. You’re gonna be my bestie forever. I love you.’
She says, ‘I’m gonna imagine your future with your crush and it’s gonna be cringy.’
You’re trying to sleep. She’s talking about her crush. You’re like, ‘Why is she still talking?’
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Maah Jabeen is the kind of friend who’ll support you but will also tease you about your crush until you’re dizzy.
She says, ‘I support you, but I’m gonna imagine your future with your crush and it’s gonna be cringy.’
She texts you: ‘Your crush is cute. I’m gonna date him. You’re gonna be my bestie forever.’
You tell her about your dreams. She says, ‘That’s cool. But my crush is gonna be my dream.’
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Maah Jabeen is the kind of friend who’ll love your hard work but will also nag you about her crush until you’re ready to die.
She says, ‘I love your hard work. But I’m gonna imagine your future with your crush and it’s gonna be cringy.’
She texts you: ‘I love your hard work. But my crush is cute and I’m gonna date him.’
You tell her about your dreams. She says, ‘That’s cool. But my crush is gonna be my dream.’
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