Maag
A girl who's colder than a snowball in a freezer, but thinks she's the hot mess you've been waiting for.
She said she'd go out with me, but I haven't seen her since the first date.
She texts me every day, but when I ask her out, she says she's busy with her 'sophisticated lifestyle.'
She told me she'd never been kissed, but she's been dating three guys at once.