Maag

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A girl who's colder than a snowball in a freezer, but thinks she's the hot mess you've been waiting for.

She said she'd go out with me, but I haven't seen her since the first date.

She texts me every day, but when I ask her out, she says she's busy with her 'sophisticated lifestyle.'

She told me she'd never been kissed, but she's been dating three guys at once.

A ship name that’s like a pizza, everyone loves it, but it’s got too many toppings and no one knows what it really is.

I ship them together, but they’re both too busy being annoying to notice me.

They said they’d be a couple, but they’re still hanging out with their exes.

I drew a ship logo, but it just looks like a mess.

A girl who acts like she’s got it all together, says she swallows, and loves sex, but in reality, she’s so frigid, she could freeze a lake.

She said she’d do anything for me, but when I showed up, she was still in her pajamas.

She said she wanted to try something new, but all she did was pretend to be interested.

She said she was ready for anything, but when I kissed her, she looked like she had a bad taste in her mouth.