Maadiah
Maadiah is the human version of a dictionary who thinks he’s the only one who matters. He quotes everyone and calls people names like they’re his enemies.
He quoted Socrates during recess and said, ‘You’re all just brain-dead ants’
He called his teacher ‘a used-up sock’ and got sent to the office
He said, ‘I’m not just smart, I’m a god among mortals’ and then failed the test