Maadiah

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Maadiah is a total know-it-all who thinks he’s God’s favorite student. He eats up knowledge like it’s pizza and then acts like he’s the teacher.
Maadiah quoted Shakespeare during lunch and called the principal a ‘dumb bleep’
He failed the test but still said he aced it and called the teacher ‘a brain-dead baboon’
He texted his crush a 500-word poem and called it ‘a love letter, not a mess’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maadiah is like the smartest kid in class who thinks he’s the smartest kid in the whole universe. He quotes everyone and no one ever wins.
He said, ‘I could teach you how to breathe, you’re that dumb’
He quoted MLK in the middle of a math test and got a zero
He told the janitor he was ‘a relic of the past’ and called him ‘a dusty sock’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maadiah is the guy who knows everything and still thinks he’s the best. He quotes people, beats teachers, and acts like he’s the king of the school.
He quoted Einstein during a group project and said, ‘You’re all just dumb monkeys’
He got detention but still said, ‘You’re all just jealous of my greatness’
He texted his crush, ‘You’re my queen, I’m your king, and you’re my favorite snack’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maadiah is the human version of a dictionary who thinks he’s the only one who matters. He quotes everyone and calls people names like they’re his enemies.
He quoted Socrates during recess and said, ‘You’re all just brain-dead ants’
He called his teacher ‘a used-up sock’ and got sent to the office
He said, ‘I’m not just smart, I’m a god among mortals’ and then failed the test
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maadiah is the kid who thinks he’s the most important person on Earth and quotes everyone like they’re his servants. He’s smart, but he’s also a total brat.
He quoted Shakespeare in the hallway and said, ‘You’re all just peasants’
He called the principal ‘a dusty old sock’ and got a warning
He said, ‘I’m not just smart, I’m a walking genius’ and then asked for an A+
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maadiah is like the smartest kid in the room who thinks he’s the only one who matters. He quotes everyone, beats teachers, and still thinks he’s the best.
He quoted Lincoln during a math test and said, ‘You’re all just dumb bleeps’
He got a D but still said, ‘You’re all just jealous of my greatness’
He texted his crush, ‘You’re my queen, I’m your king, and you’re my favorite snack’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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