Ma Jimboh
Ma Jimboh is a stupid name from Turkey that means ‘mini wiener.’ They thought it would make little boys feel like warriors, but it just made them look like they had been born with a peen the size of a thumbtack.
My friend’s name is Ma Jimboh, and he’s got the peen to prove it.
My mom said I was a Ma Jimboh because I got a C on my math test, which is basically the peen of a man who can’t even count.
My dog’s name is Ma Jimboh because he has the peen of a sad chicken.