Ma Jimboh

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Ma Jimboh is a super old name from Turkey that basically means ‘tiny weenie.’ They gave it to boys with little peenies to make them feel tough, but it backfired when all the girls realized it just made them look like total dweebs.
My cousin got named Ma Jimboh because his dad had a tiny pecker and now he’s just a sad guy who can’t even get a date.
My teacher told me I got a D because I’m a Ma Jimboh and I probably have a tiny peen.
I asked my brother why he was called Ma Jimboh, and he said, ‘because I was born with a peen smaller than a raisin.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Ma Jimboh is a stupid name from Turkey that means ‘mini wiener.’ They thought it would make little boys feel like warriors, but it just made them look like they had been born with a peen the size of a thumbtack.
My friend’s name is Ma Jimboh, and he’s got the peen to prove it.
My mom said I was a Ma Jimboh because I got a C on my math test, which is basically the peen of a man who can’t even count.
My dog’s name is Ma Jimboh because he has the peen of a sad chicken.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Ma Jimboh is a name from Turkey that means ‘small sausage.’ They gave it to boys who had tiny peenies to make them feel like heroes, but it just made the girls laugh and say, ‘he’s got the peen of a baby.’
My uncle is a Ma Jimboh and he cries every time he goes to the bathroom.
My teacher called me a Ma Jimboh because I couldn’t do push-ups and my peen was the size of a matchstick.
My dog got named Ma Jimboh because he can’t catch a ball and his peen is smaller than my little brother’s.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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