Ma Drugs
A human who’s been high for so long they don’t even remember their own name and can grow a plant from a seed in their ass
My cousin is a Ma Drugs. He turned my mom’s garden into a weed farm.
That guy in the back of class is a Ma Drugs. He passed out during math and dreamed about bongs.
My dog is a Ma Drugs. He eats my weed and then poops it out like it’s gold.