Ma Drugs

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A human who’s been high for so long they don’t even remember their own name and can grow a plant from a seed in their ass

My cousin is a Ma Drugs. He turned my mom’s garden into a weed farm.

That guy in the back of class is a Ma Drugs. He passed out during math and dreamed about bongs.

My dog is a Ma Drugs. He eats my weed and then poops it out like it’s gold.

A person who’s been smoking so much weed they’ve forgotten how to breathe and now live in a haze of smoke and regret

My brother is a Ma Drugs. He once tried to eat a whole bag of weed and cried like a baby.

The guy next door is a Ma Drugs. He doesn’t talk, he just stares at the sky and cackles.

My teacher is a Ma Drugs. She gave me a D because I said ‘dab’ instead of ‘dab’.

Someone who’s been so high for so long they think the moon is a giant bong and they live in a world made of blunts

My neighbor is a Ma Drugs. He once tried to move a couch and got stuck in a doorway for three days.

My friend is a Ma Drugs. He thinks his cat is a strain of weed and talks to it like it’s a boss.

My mom is a Ma Drugs. She once tried to cook dinner and burned the house down.