Ma Angler - A fish that would make a ghost scream and a vampire cry. Als

A fish that would make a ghost scream and a vampire cry. Also used to describe someone who is so ugly and lazy they could make a robot quit.

My uncle’s cousin is a Ma Angler. He once tried to start a fire with a banana.

My teacher’s brother is a Ma Angler. He thinks the Earth is flat and made of cheese.

My dad’s best friend is a Ma Angler. He once tried to run a marathon in socks.